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pc catchall for jason and percy.

[shitpost incoming.]

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I know you can but I don't think you do. And I definitely don't know how to play classical music on a kazoo, or anything. [But he's just frowning at her.]

Okay that's a low blow. [He drinks and he looks at Jason almost expectantly. Well? Help him out here.]

[Hm. He squints at his booze, before taking a sip. It's fine.]

Never have I ever suggested we keep score in Never Have I Ever.

Unkind.

[She takes a drink, though, looking at Percy.]

Your turn.

[He's just laughing, oops. But questions, questions...]

Never have I ever...had long hair. [This is just bullying Natalie hours.]

Fuck you. Why can’t we gang up on him?

[She takes a drink as she gestures to Jason.]

I could but it'd take you out, too. [Hm.]

What's that supposed to mean?

Never have I ever denied having feelings for someone.

[Maintains direct eye contact and does not drink.]

[Shoves the bottle toward her face.]

[For the record, Jason is just watching this go down like

but he also does not drink, wtf.]

[Gently shoves the bottle away.]

Look at that, nobody's drinking. Jason, your turn.

You guys are impossible. Are you still busy denying it?

Never have I ever gotten kicked in the nuts.

[PERCY, STOP.]

Haha, got you.

[She says, ignoring the last two minutes entirely.]

[Natalie is valid. Jason is going to hold his hand out to her for a high five while staring pointedly at Percy.

LET THEM LIVE, FISH JESUS.]

Unlike you two, I'll be fair. [AND SO HE DRINKS.] Never have I ever been mean to my friend who's not a total idiot and also not blind.

[Y'ALL!!!]

[Noooo drinking! Lightly:]

Sounds like you should take another sip.

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